BOB SAYS...

"A very merry Christmas and a happy new year to everybody and may next year bring joy and happiness to you"

Bob de Bilde (aka Bill de Dashe)

Lindsay Lohan

According to her father, Michael, with her overuse of POMs (Prescription Only Medicines) she is a dick, Ted!

Michael Lohan is terrified that his daughter Lindsay Lohan is going to suffer the same faith as Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson and die from a prescription drug overdose.

Michael spoke to Radaronline about his growing fears over Lindsay's health and her gaunt like frame lately.

"I'm going to get her off the prescription drugs that she's on," Lohan told Radar in a candid interview.

"I hate it when people talk about illegal drug abuse... because it's not just drinking and illegal drugs that kill you. Prescription drugs can destroy and kill a person and are sometimes harder to stop. Look at Heath Ledger and Michael Jackson."

Michael wouldn't reveal exactly what kind of medications Lindsay is on but he's certain they're taking over her life.

"You know why Lindsay's not acting in feature films right now? Because she can't," he said.

"Because the girl with all the talent is hidden and buried deep inside this fungus that's grown because of the prescription drugs. She can't be herself. When you hug her she's like, vacant inside. When she kisses or holds me I get chills, and not in a good way-in a bad way."

He added, "She's a different person. I was out there for a week when she was living at the Sunset Marquis Hotel and I would sit there and cry. It was horrible. This was not the kid I raised."

John "Ozzy" Osbourne

Ozzy Osbourne, who under the influence of alcohol in 1982, urinated on a Cenotaph in San Antonio, to commemorate the Alamo, is a dick, Ted.

Pete Doherty

Pete Doherty, a coke snorting "I've been clean for 11 days" is a dick, Ted.